Boy: (Walking out of the bathroom with pants around his ankles)
Me: What about your pants?
Boy: Oh. (looks down) I didn't know about them. Is pants necessary?
Me: Yes. Especially when you aren't wearing underwear.
Boy: You don't want to see my penis?
Me: No.
Boy: Oh. Alright. (pulls up pants) It is my friend the penis but it will go away today. (sighs)
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